So in the comics Hawkeye has 80% hearing loss.
The Black Widow is Russian.
Can you imagine when they’re on a mission and something goes wrong; the police are about to arrest them and they fall back on Plan H.
Black Widow, “So remember, you’re deaf and I don’t speak English”
People should only update their Facebook statuses with great stories like this one.
That was wild
from start to finish
I wonder if they just assumed it was some sort of satanic ritual.
Just pick a theme you like, a sidebar image you want, and then go to this website and it’ll give you a color scheme that’s nearly perf every time. It’s like super easy and it’s totally how I do all my schemes
*CRIES LOUDLY BECAUSE I DIDN’T KNOW THAT EXISTS*
It’s hard to do photo editing of sets of me WHEN EVERY OTHER PHOTO IS LIKE THIS EUGH
I shouldn’t be photographed jfc
i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like
AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE
"THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the house ablaze!!!”
SO MANY HUMMINBIRB
HUMMING BIRD INTENSIFIES
Inspirational pokemon photos.
jesus fucking christ
give me them titddies momther
a woman has twins and gives them up for adoption
one of them goes to a family in egypt and is named amal the other goes to a family in spain they name him juan
years later juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. upon receiving the picture she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of amal
he responds “theyre twins if youve seen juan youve seen amal”