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As a random thought…

morenavbby:

So in the comics Hawkeye has 80% hearing loss.

The Black Widow is Russian.

Can you imagine when they’re on a mission and something goes wrong; the police are about to arrest them and they fall back on Plan H.

Black Widow, “So remember, you’re deaf and I don’t speak English”

jexiqyja:

houseofwessex:

prototype-the-walter-girl:

dailyshitsandgiggles:

People should only update their Facebook statuses with great stories like this one.

That was wild

from start to finish

I wonder if they just assumed it was some sort of satanic ritual.

harmsrps:

quinnierps:

Just pick a theme you like, a sidebar image you want, and then go to this website and it’ll give you a color scheme that’s nearly perf every time. It’s like super easy and it’s totally how I do all my schemes

*CRIES LOUDLY BECAUSE I DIDN’T KNOW THAT EXISTS*

foolishlittleshark:

It’s hard to do photo editing of sets of me WHEN EVERY OTHER PHOTO IS LIKE THIS EUGH

I shouldn’t be photographed jfc

greatladyofscience:

(breaks into your house) can i pet your dogs

"Yaoi"
with 1,080,547 plays

mufasamonsta:

tahthetrickster:

i really like looking at google image searches for “firemen rescuing cats” or something because you get super cute pictures like

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AND THEN THERE’S THIS ONE

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"THAT’S RIGHT TWAS I that set the house ablaze!!!”

punchbuggydragon:

thecoffeecoyote:

sizvideos:

Video - Follow our Tumblr

SO MANY HUMMINBIRB

HUMMING BIRD INTENSIFIES

yungterra:

laggylife:

jesus fucking christ

give me them titddies momther

ramavatarama:

waywardvagabondslilcousin:

a woman has twins and gives them up for adoption

one of them goes to a family in egypt and is named amal the other goes to a family in spain they name him juan

years later juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. upon receiving the picture she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of amal

he responds “theyre twins if youve seen juan youve seen amal”

NOOOOOOOO

bitch-media:

ordinaryelegance:

My latest cross-stitch.

Awesome. 

unamusedsloth:

Looks like he found some amazing cereal