one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat
DR AU where everything is exactly the same but everyone feels compelled to make really awful jokes at other peoples expense
I don’t have any bad jokes to make about Sakura i cant do it.
i feel my american-bred sense of entitlement the most when i get annoyed that the ‘united states’ is sorted in alphabetical order on a drop down menu and not just listed at the top
but when you hear a line in a movie/tv show dIREctLY frOM tHE bOOk
When the way they say the line is completely wrong
and the fandom never forgave and it never forgot
This is what happens when you ask people to draw a map of the USA from memory.
I’ll have what the last person is having.
the second one omg
"no homo" the teenage boy whispers as he pulls away from kissing his friend. he gently strokes the other males face "full bi" he adds in a sensuous tone.
The absence of women in history is man made.
Don’t even get me started on women in baseball. Don’t even.
I still think the best burn I’ve ever seen was when this freshman was trying to hit on a senior and he said “Dang girl, those are some fine legs. What time do they open?” and she just replied “Past your bedtime.”
You guys don’t understand
- “for shits ‘n’ giggles” ships
- then ships
- then OTPs
- then OTPs among OTPs
- then THE OTP
Happy Easter/ 4/20 here’s a selfie of me with my mom
My mom is upset that this only has 4 notes don’t let my mother down